It's Christmas-time! And you know what that means? Yes, putting up the tree, taking out the holiday decorations, putting up the lights, and making your home feel cozy for the holidays. Sounds wonderful right? Well, we're here to tell you it can go very, very wrong.
Here are just a few pictures to prove just that...
A toilet dressed up as Santa, he'll be watching to see if you washed your hands or not!
This is a Tootin Tushies Santa, you squeeze him and he makes farting noises. Your little nephews might love this, but not appropriate as decorations.
A few too many red bows, and just bad placement. Also, how many little red stockings can you spot on the fireplace?
Ha ha, who comes up with this stuff?
Take a close look at this one, because that is not a real man hanging from that roof. That's right this is just Christmas decorations, or more like a practical joke. I just feel sorry for the people who stop their cars to run out and help this "man".
There was a huge need for little Frosty child care.
Yes, that is a dog poop ornament covered in snow.
And now, since we live in Texas, here is a little redneck Christmas decor:
Yes, someone really thought of this.
Shotgun shell Christmas lights.
A redneck Christmas is not complete without a beer bottle Christmas tree.
And for those underage, a Mountain Dew Christmas tree.
You only need 6 beer kegs and a couple strands of lights to make your very own Christmas Keg Tree.
Mom, do I hear a Longhorn on our roof?
And of course every year there are those neighbors who go crazy with the Christmas lights, covering every inch of their house and yard, here are just a few:
Can you even read all those signs?